me: So my sister brought home a guy that she likes and wants all of us to meet…
Dana: [She] is fickle and needs to get her shit in serious gear before exposing [her son] to a new dad figure. Wth.
me: Do you remember in middle school that terrible generic boy cologne that all the “cool” boys wore?
Dana: Nautica. Yep.
me: This guy is a combination of that, short Spanish guy, with piercings and a douche strap. Add shame and the fact that he’s a Penguins fan. Stir well until spicy.
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